(Source: rahbjamestrollier)
Oscar: I have lemons, I make lemonade.
Michael: That’s a very positive attitude.
Oscar: But I hate the lemonade business, I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons.
1 x 20 - Whistler’s Mother
Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business, I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal
1 x 03 - Bringing Up Buster
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2 x 18 - Righteous Brothers
Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.
1x02 - Top Banana
Lucille: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.
1 x 04 - Key Decisions
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.
1 x 07 - In God We Trust
George Sr.: Never promise crazy a baby.
2 x 17 - Spring Breakout
