Oscar: I have lemons, I make lemonade.

Michael: That’s a very positive attitude.

Oscar: But I hate the lemonade business, I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons.

1 x 20 - Whistler’s Mother

Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.

1 x 07 - In God We Trust

George Sr.: Never promise crazy a baby.

2 x 17 - Spring Breakout

Wayne Jarvis: I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?
Michael: Professional.
Wayne Jarvis: [shakes head and walks out]

1 x 17 - In God We Trust

GOB: Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

2 x 09 - Burning Love

Gob: I’ve never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?

2 x 01 - The One Where Michael Leaves

Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

2 x 16 - Meet The Veals

George Michael: Oh, it was… it was good. They’re kind of… religious, Ann’s parents, so it was… yeah, it was just kind of…

Narrator: The word George Michael was searching for was “creepy.”

2 x 06 - Afternoon Delight