Oscar: I have lemons, I make lemonade.
Michael: That’s a very positive attitude.
Oscar: But I hate the lemonade business, I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons.
1 x 20 - Whistler’s Mother
Michael: Are you serious? Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.
1 x 07 - In God We Trust
George Sr.: Never promise crazy a baby.
2 x 17 - Spring Breakout
Wayne Jarvis: I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?Michael: Professional.Wayne Jarvis: [shakes head and walks out]
1 x 17 - In God We Trust
GOB: Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.
2 x 09 - Burning Love
Gob: I’ve never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?
2 x 01 - The One Where Michael Leaves
Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
2 x 16 - Meet The Veals
George Michael: Oh, it was… it was good. They’re kind of… religious, Ann’s parents, so it was… yeah, it was just kind of…
Narrator: The word George Michael was searching for was “creepy.”
2 x 06 - Afternoon Delight
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